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never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't
going to do anything productive for the rest of the
day.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after
Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my
collection...again.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of
Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to
my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not
make any changes to.
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will
never wash this - ever.
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring
(Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately
call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice
mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop
the phone and run away?
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good
and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire
day. What a waste.
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just
so I know not to answer when they call.
I disagree with Kay Jewellers. I would bet on any
given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin
with Miller Lite than Kay.
Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I
was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what
the heck was going on when I first saw it.
I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags
in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries
in
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