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Thoughts For The Day
1. Birds of a feather flock
together and crap on your car.
2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you
take time to look for it. For example I am sitting
here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't
hurt.
3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It
makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain
and gag himself.
4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency
to be vague.
5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can
explain.
6. A penny saved is a government oversight.
7. The real art of conversation is not only to say
the right thing at the right time, but also to leave
unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight, because by then your body and your fat are
really good friends.
9. The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy a replacement.
10. He who hesitates is probably right.
11. If you think there is good in everybody, you
haven't met everybody.
12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.
13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so
he can tell when he's really in trouble.
14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words
"The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"
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