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Vincent Van Gogh's Many Relatives
After much careful historical
research, it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them
were:
His obnoxious brother
Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt
Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes
Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle
Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store
Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia
U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white
Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois
Chica Gogh
The cousin who wasn't allowed to leave the
country:
M. Barr Gogh
His magician uncle
Wheredid D. Gogh
His Mexican cousin
Ahmee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's anglo half brother
Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stagecoach
Wellsfar Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt
Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco
Go Gogh
The bird lover uncle
Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst
E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin
Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking
Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew
Poh Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van
Winnie Bay Gogh
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