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Weird Warnings
On the "CycleAware"
helmet-mounted mirror: "Remember: Objects in the
mirror are actually behind you."
On a large folding cardboard sunshade for
car windscreens: "Do not attempt to operate vehicle
with sunshade in place."
On a car lock which loops around both the clutch
pedal and the steering wheel: "Warning - Remove lock
before driving."
In the instructions for a Korean kitchen knife:
"Keep out of children."
On a packet of juggling balls: "This product
contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not
suitable for children under the age of 14 years in
Europe or 8 years in the USA."
On a packet of Nytol sleeping tablets: "Warning:
may cause drowsiness."
On a packet of peanuts served on an internal flight
in China (written in both English and Chinese):
"Open packet and eat contents."
On 500g packets of Sainsbury's peanuts: "Contains
nuts."
Seen on a camera: "This camera only works when there
is film inside."
On a bottle of flavored milk drink: "After opening,
keep upright."
On a Rowenta iron: "Warning! Never iron clothes on
the body!"
On a can of windscreen de-icing spray: "Spray works
in sub-zero temperatures."
On a can of insect spray: "Kills all kinds of
insects! Warning: This spray is harmful to bees."
A different brand of insect spray: "Kills flies,
wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects.
Not tested on animals."
On a Halloween Batman costume: "This cape does not
give the wearer the ability to fly."
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