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Why Is That?
Why
are all barns red?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?
Why are there dents in a golf ball?
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section
of the newspaper?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy
rich?
What would happen if you put a humidifier and a
dehumidifier in the same room?
Are one handed people offended when police tell them
to put their hands up?
If you built a time machine with all new parts, when
you went back would the parts you use disappear
because they didn't exist then?
How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at
the same time?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it
make a sound?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau,
who do you complain to?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives
come in jars
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a
picture of a thousand words worth?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where
did all the money go?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to
the rabbit?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone,
where do you tell them to go?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid
of a coffin?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written
on their signs?
What do mermaids eat?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
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