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Woman's Dictionary
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he
just hasn't realized it yet.
Bar-be-que (bar*bee*q) n.
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce,
chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated
the meat and cleaned everything up, but he "made the
dinner".
Blonde Jokes (blond joks) n.
Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Clothes Dryer (cloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a
half pound bag of peanut M&M's.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v.
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to
make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
What you spend a half hour writing, then forget to
take with you to the store.
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